Tuesday, July 1, 2014

USA Soccer Fever

I'm saddened to see the USA knocked out of the World Cup but satisfied with the fact that they made it so far in a tournament dominated by countries that truly revere the sport. I consider myself a huge sports fan but only possess a limited knowledge of soccer. Personally, I prefer the NFL version of football, as opposed to the more international sport of futbol. 

From a point of high naivete, I've made some observations that deserve comment:
  1. Admittedly, the sport requires a vast amount of athleticism, but also calls for some serious dramatic ability. I'm amazed by the acting skills displayed by players attempting to draw the official's attention by exaggerating an injury. 
  2. For a sport with relatively simple rules, what is it with the complexity of offside? Apparently the referees even have difficulty determining the offense. Surprisingly enough, the valued authority Wikipedia claims that the infraction is rather difficult to call.  Where the heck is the "line of scrimmage" any way? 
  3. What is with the biting? In a half century of watching sports, I only remember biting as an issue once and of, course, that was in boxing.  I'm sure many of you remember that one! (Hey Mikey).  Now I hear that Luis Suarez has been suspended for the 3rd time for biting an opposing player. I can only imagine the shame his momma feels. 
  4. When did the United States jump on the bandwagon? I've observed a large number of rather enthusiastic fans who seems to actually know little about the sport. 
  5. Many of the fans are either insanely "HOT" or just plainly insane!  Here are samples of each!


All in all, I rather enjoyed observing this wild cultural phenomena and feel relieved knowing futbol's ability to distract from the boredom of Wimbledon.  I hope in today's easily offended, politically correct society that most of you are able to detect the "tongue in cheek" nature of this nonsensical article, although I'm interested in discovering the volume of hate mail I'll receive. 

Hats off to USA Soccer! You represented well.  Better luck next time around! 

Hopefully by my next rambling on soccer, I'll learn how to add the accent mark above the "u" in futbol! 

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